EVERY SLANG

# !I have a comment # *$Starbucks # **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge # ,!!!!talk to the hand # 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02 # 10Qthank you # 1174Nude club # 121One to one # 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337 # 14 # 143I love you # 1432I Love You Too # 14AA41One for All and All for One # 182I hate you # 187it means murder/ homicide # 190 hand # 20Location # 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be # 2b@To Be At # 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey # 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten # 2G2BTToo Good To Be True # 2moroTomorrow # 2niteTonight # 2U2To You Too # 303Mom # 404I haven't a clue # 411Information # 420Marijuana # 459I love you # 4COLFor Crying Out Loud # 4EAEForEver And Ever # 4evaforever # 4everForever # 4NRForeigner # 4QF*** You # 511Too much information # 53XSex # 5FS5 Finger Salute # 8Oral sex # 831I Love You # 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out # 9Parent is watching # 99Parent is no longer watching # ::poof::i'm gone # <3heart # ?I have a question # ?^hook up? # @+French equivalent of CUL8R # @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day # A/NAuthor's Note # A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture # A3Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime # AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse # AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever # AAKAsleep At Keyboard # AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact # AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest # AARAt Any Rate # AAR8At Any Rate # AASAlive And Smiling # AATKAlways At The Keyboard # AAYFAs Always, Your Friend # ABAss Backwards # ab/abtabout # ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush # ABT2About To # ACDAlt Control Delete # ACEAccess Control Entry # ACKAcknowledgement # ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person # ADADAnother Day Another Dollar # ADBBAll Done Bye Bye # addyaddress # ADIHAnother Day In Hell # ADIPAnother Day In Paradise # ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now # ADRAddress # ADVDAdvised # AEAPAs Early As Possible # AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You # AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted # AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned # AFAICSAs Far As I Can See # AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell # AFAIKAs Far As I Know # AFAIRAs Far As I Remember # AFAIUAs Far As I Understand # AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It # AFAPAs Far As Possible # AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned # AFCAway From Computer # AFDNAny F***ing Day Now # AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity # AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware # AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed # AFJApril Fools Joke # AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill # AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes # AFTAbout F***ing Time # AFUAll F***ed Up # AFZAcronym Free Zone # AGBAlmost Good Bridge # AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else # AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle # aightall right # AIHAs It Happens # AIMBAs I Mentioned Before # AIMPAlways In My Prayers # AISBAs I Said Before # AISEAs I Said Earlier # AISIAs I See It # AITRAdult In The Room # AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As # ALAPAs Late As Possible # alconAll Concerned # ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud # ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life # ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally # AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible # AMBWAll My Best Wishes # AMFAdios Mother F***er # AMLAll My Love # AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show # ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor # ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different # ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge # AOASAll Of A Sudden # AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth # AONApropos Of Nothing # AORAgency On Record # APApple Pie # ARAction Required # ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject # ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible # ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact # ASAPAs Soon As Possible # ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This # ASLAge/Sex/Location # ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies # ATABAin't That A Bitch # ATCAny Two Cards # ATMAt The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine # ATSLAlong The Same Line # ATSTAt The Same Time # ATWAll The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way # ATWDAgree That We Disagree # AUNTAnd U Know This # AUNTMAnd U Know This Man # AWCAfter While, Crocodile # AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again # AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet? # AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague # AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair # AWOLAbsent Without Leave # AWTTWA Word To The Wise # AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky # AYCEAll You Can Eat # AYKAs You Know # AYORAt Your Own Risk # AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something # AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because # AYVAre You Vertical? # B&FBack and Forth # B/CBecause # B4Before # B4NBye For Now # B4UBefore You # B4YKIBefore You Know It # B@U or BAK@UBack at You # BABYBeing Annoyed By You # BACBad Ass Chick # BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin # BAKBack At Keyboard # BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er # bananacode word for penis # BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain # BAUBusiness As Usual # BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath # BB4NBye Bye for Now # BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge # BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief # BBBGBye Bye Be Good # BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel # BBFNBye Bye for Now # BBIABBe Back In A Bit # BBIAFBe Back In A Few # BBIASBe Back In A Sec # BBIAWBe Back In A While # BBLBe Back Later # BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge # BBRBurnt Beyond Repair # BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service # BBSDBe Back Soon Darling # BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later # BBTBe Back Tomorrow # BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman # BCBecause # BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle # BCBSBig Company, Big School # BCNUBe Seeing You # bcozbecause # BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain # BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes # BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com # BDNBig Damn Number # BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism # BEGBig Evil Grin # beosNudge # BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend # BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster # BFEBum F*** Egypt # BFFBest Friends Forever # BFFNBest Friends For Now # BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End # BFNBye For Now # BFRBig F***ing Rock # BGBe Good # BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal # BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl # BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old # BHOFBald Headed Old Fart # BIBusiness Intelligence # BI5Back In Five # BIBIBye Bye # BIBOBeer In, Beer Out # BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget # BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening # BIOBring It On # BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass # BIONBelieve It Or Not # BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear # BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port # BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose # BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey # BITDBack In The Day # BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch # BJBlow Job # BKABetter Known As # BLBelly Laughing # BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird # BlkbryBlackberry # BMByte Me # BMFBad Mother F***er # BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter # BMOCBig Man On Campus # BMOFBite Me Old Fart # BMOTAByte Me On The Ass # BMSBaby Making Sex # BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing # BNFBig Name Fan # BOBug Off -or- Body Odor # BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend # BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch # BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions # BOFHBastard Operator From Hell # BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again # BONBelieve it Or Not # bookit means cool # BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation # BOTOHBut On The Other Hand # BPLMBig Person Little Mind # BRBathroom # BRBBe Right Back # BRICBrazil, Russia, India, China # BRLBelly Roll Laughs # BRTBe Right There # BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain # BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink # BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience # BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin # BSFBut Seriously, Folks # BSODBlue Screen of Death # BTByte This # BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks # BTDBored To Death # BTDTBeen There Done That # BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt # BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over # BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me # BTNBetter Than Nothing # BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass # BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me # BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top # BTWBy The Way # BTWBOBe There With Bells On # BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You # BUFFBig Ugly Fat F*** # buhbyebye # BWBest Wishes # BWDIKBut What Do I Know # BWLBursting With Laughter # BWOBlack, White or Other # BWTMBut Wait, There's More # BYKIBefore You Know It # BYKTBut You Knew That # BYOABring Your Own Advil # BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer # BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine # BZBusy # c yasee ya # C&GChuckly and Grin # C-PSleepy # C-TCity # C/PCross Post # C/SChange of Subject # C4NCiao For Now # CAACCool As A Cucumber # CASCrack A Smile # CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back # CBBCan't Be Bothered # CBFCan't Be F***ed # CBJCovered Blow Job # CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around # CFCoffee Freak # CFVCall For Vote # CHAClick Here Asshole # CIAOGoodbye (in Italian) # CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out # CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work # CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace # CILCheck In Later # CINBAClad In Naught But Air # CLMCareer Limiting Move # CMCall Me # CMAPCover My Ass Partner # CMFCount My Fingers # CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong # CMUCrack Me Up # CNPContinued in Next Post # COBClose Of Business # COBRASCome On By Right After School # CODChange Of Dressing # Cof$Church of Scientology # CofSChurch of Scientology # cooshort for cool # COSChange Of Subject # CPGConsumer Packaged Goods # CQRTSecurity # CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing # CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products # CRATCan't Remember A Thing # CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** # CRBCome Right Back # CRBTCrying Real Big Tears # CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency # CRDTCHCKCredit Check # CRSCan't Remember Sh** # CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym # CSCareer Suicide # CSACool Sweet Awesome # CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards # CSLCan't Stop Laughing # CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin # CTCan't Talk # CTACall To Action # CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken # CTFOCome The F*** On # CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly # CTOCheck This Out # CUSee You -or- Cracking Up # CU46See You For Sex # CUATUSee You Around The Universe # CUL8RSee You Later # CULASee You Later Alligator # CUNSSee You In School # CUOLSee You OnLine # CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms # CUZBecause # CWOTComplete Waste Of Time # CWYLChat With You Later # CXCancelled # CYCalm Yourself # CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya # CYECheck your Email # CYLSee You Later # CYMCheck Your Mail # CYOSee You Online # CYOHCreate Your Own Happening # CYTSee You Tomorrow # D&MDeep & Meaningful # d/cdisconnected # d00ddude, also seen as dood # dathere # DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That # DARFCDucking And Running For Cover # DBADoing Business As # DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It # DBDDon't Be Dumb # DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read # DDDue Diligence # DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh** # defDefinitely # DEGTDon't Even Go There # demthem # DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying # desethese # DETIDon't Even Think It # dewddude # deythey # DFDear Friend # DFIKDarn If I Know # DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) # DFUDon't F*** Up # DGADon't Go Anywhere # DGTDon't Go There # DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend # DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine # DHDear Husband # DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath # DIAFDie In A Fire # DICDrunk In Charge # DIKUDo I Know You? # DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn # DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh** # DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids # DIRFTDo It Right the First Time # DISTODid I Say That Outloud? # DITRDancing In The Rain # dittosame here # DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed # DIYDo It Yourself # DKDCDon't Know Don't Care # DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link # DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite # DLTMDon't Lie To Me # DMIDon't Mention It # DNBL8Do Not Be Late # DNCDoes Not Compute # DNDDo Not Disturb # DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing # DOCDrug Of Choice # DOEDepends On Experience # DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch) # DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department # DPDomestic Partner # dpsDamage Per Second # DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants # DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This # DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job # DRBDirty Rat Bastard # DRIBDon't Read If Busy # DSTR8Damn Straight # DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle # DTRTDo The Right Thing # DUIDriving Under the Influence # DUMDo You Masturbate? # DUNADon't Use No Acronyms # dunnoi don't know # DURSDamn You Are Sexy # DUSLDo You Scream Loud? # DUSTDid You See That? # DWBDon't Write Back # DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy # DWIDriving While Intoxicated # DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips # DWSDriving While Stupid # DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated # DWYMDoes What You Mean # DYFMDude You Fascinate Me # DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend? # DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend # DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When... # DYLIDo You Love It? # DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work # DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing # E123Easy as One, Two, Three # E2HOEach to His/Her Own # EAKEating at Keyboard # EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks # EEElectronic Emission # EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees # effinF***ing # EFTElectronic Funds Transfer # EGEvil Grin # ELEvil Laugh # EMExcuse Me # EMAE-Mail Address # EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In # EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In # EMIExcuse My Ignorance # EMLEmail Me Later # EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World # EMSGE-Mail Message # EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion # EOLEnd Of Life # EOMEnd Of Message # EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) # ESADEat Sh** And Die # ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole # ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day # ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope # ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er # ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator # ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add # ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) # every1everyone # EVRE1Every One # EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated # EZEasy # F2FFace-to-Face # FABFeatures Attributes Benefits # FAHF***ing A Hot # FAPF***ing A Pissed # FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List # FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii # FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares # FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time # FAYF*** All Y'all # FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook # FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector # FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat # FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder # FCFSFirst Come, First Served # FCOLFor Crying Out Loud # FDGBFall Down Go Boom # FEFatal Error # FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover # FFFriends Forever # FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New # FFSFor F*** Sake # FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It # FIFF*** I'm Funny # FIFOFirst In, First Out # FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish # FIIKF*** If I Know # FILFather-In-Law # FILFFather I'd Like to F*** # FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong # FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional # FISHFirst in, Still Here # FITBFill In The Blanks # FKMF*** 'Em # FLAFour Letter Acronym # FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did # FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am # FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know # FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass # FNGF***ing New Guy # FOF*** Off # FOADF*** Off And Die # FOAFFriend Of A Friend # FOAGF*** Off And Google # FOCFree of Charge # FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing # FOGCFear Of Getting Caught # FOLFond of Leather # FOMCFell Off My Chair # FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing # FOMOFear Of Missing Out # FORDFound On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge # FOSFull Of Sh** # FOUOFor Official Use Only # FPOFor Placement Only # FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device # FSFor Sale # FSBOFor Sale By Owner # FSRFor Some Reason # FSUF*** Sh** Up # FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet # FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart # FTEFull Time Employee # FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face # FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It # FTLFaster Than Light # FTLOGFor The Love Of God # FTNF*** That Noise # FTRFor The Record # FTRFF*** That's Really Funny # FTTBFor The Time Being # FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World # FU2F*** You Too # FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair) # FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief # FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation # FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On # FUMF***ed Up Mess # FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area # FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst # FWBFriends With Benefits # FWDForward # FWIWFor What It's Worth # FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time # FYAFor Your Amusement # FYEFor Your Edification # FYEOFor Your Eyes Only # FYFFrom Your Friend # FYIFor Your Information # FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested # FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears # FYMFor Your Misinformation # FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night # GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle # G1Good One # G2GGot to Go # G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So # G4IGo For It # G4NGood For Nothing # GAGo Ahead # GABGetting A Beer # GAFLGet A F***ing Life # GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard # GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression # GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself # GALGet A Life # GALGALGive A Little Get A Little # GALHERGet A Load of Her # GALHIMGet A Load of Him # GANBGetting Another Beer # GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People # GASGot A Second? # gawdgod # GBGood Bridge # GBGGreat Big Grin # GBHGreat Big Hug # GBTWGet Back To Work # GCGood Crib # GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running # GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast # GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent # GDWGrin, Duck and Wave # GFGirlfriend # GFFGo F***ing Figure # GFIGo For It # GFNGone For Now # GFONGood For One Night # GFRGrim File Reaper # GFTDGone For The Day # GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself # GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er # GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling # GGAGood Game All # GGGGGod, God, God, God # GGNGotta Go Now # GGOHGotta Get Out of Here # GGPGotta Go Pee # GGYGo Google Yourself # GHMGod Help Me # GIGoogle It # GICGift In Crib # GIDKGee I Don't Know # GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time # GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out # GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F*** # GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things # GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That # GJGood Job # GJPGood Job Partner # GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost # GLAGood Luck All # GLBGood Looking Boy # GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender # GLGGood Looking Girl # GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting # GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I # GMGood Morning -or- Good Move # GMABGive Me A Break # GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break # GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike # GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves # GNGood Night # GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You # GNOCGet Naked On Cam # GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams # GOIGet Over It # GOKGod Only Knows # GOLGiggling Out Loud # GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job # GOSGay Or Straight # GOWIGet On With It # GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse # GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking # GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish # GR8Great # GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe # gratzCongratulations # GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish # grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl # GRRRGrowling # GSCGimme Some Credit # GSOASGo Sit On A Snake # GSOHGood Sense Of Humor # GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat # GTGood Try # GTFOGet The F*** Out # GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here # GTGGot To Go # GTGBGot To Go, Bye # GTGPGot To Go Pee # GTHGo To Hell # GTKGood To Know # GTMGiggle To Myself # GTRMGoing To Read Mail # GTSYGlad To See You # GUDGeographically UnDesirable # guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint # GWIGet With It # GWSGet Well Soon # GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass # GYPOGet Your Pants Off # H&KHugs and Kisses # h/oHold On # h/pHold Please # H2SHere To Stay # H4UHot For You # H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked # H9Husband in room # HADVDHave Advised # hag1have a good one # HAGDHave a Great Day # HAGNHave A Good Night # HAGOHave A Good One # HAKHugs And Kisses # HANDHave a Nice Day # HARHit And Run # HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week # HBHurry Back # HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig # HBBHip Beyond Belief # HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy # HBICHead Bitch In Charge # HBOHelping (a) Brother Out # HBUHow Bout You? # HCCHoly Computer Crap # HDHold # HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith # HHFOHell Has Frozen Over # HHISHanging Head In Shame # HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding # HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking # HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding # HHOSHa-Ha, Only Serious # HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours # Hi 5HIgh Five # HIGHow's It Going # HIHHope It Helps # HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee # HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling # HMFICHead MOFO In Charge # HMUHit Me Up # HNTIHow Nice That/This Is # HNTWHow Nice That Was # HNYHappy New Year # HOHang On -or- Hold On # HOHAHOllywood HAcker # HOICHold On, I'm Coming # HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word # HPHigher Power # HPOAHot Piece Of Ass # HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office # HSIKHow Should I Know # HTHi There # HTBHang The Bastards # HTHHope This (or That) Helps # HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head # HUHook Up # HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged # HUDHow You Doing? # HUGZHugs # huhwhat # HUYAHead Up Your Ass # HWGAHere We Go Again # I 1-D-RI Wonder # I <3 UI Love You # i h8 iti hate it # I&IIntercourse & Inebriation # I-D-LIdeal # IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares # IAEIn Any Event # IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money # IAITSIt's All In The Subject # IANACI Am Not A Crook # IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV # IANAEI Am Not An Expert # IANALI Am Not A Lawyer # IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties # IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You # IATI Am Tired # IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With # IAYMI Am Your Master # IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone # IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It # IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard # IBRBI'll Be Right Back # IBTIn Between Technology # IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee # IBTDI Beg To Differ # IBTLIn Before The Lock # ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See # ICBWI Could Be Wrong # ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me # ICWI Can't Wait # ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care # ID10TIdiot # IDCI Don't Care # IDGADI Don't Give A Damn # IDGAFI Don't Give A F*** # IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass # IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved # IDKI Don't Know # IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill # IDKYI Don't Know You # IDMIt Does Not Matter # IDRKI Don't Really Know # IDSTI Didn't Say That # IDTAI Did That Already # IDTSI Don't Think So # IEFIt's Esther's Fault # IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back # IFABI Found A Bug # IFUI F***ed Up # IGGPI Gotta Go Pee # IGTPI Get The Point # IGWSIt Goes Without Saying # IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That # IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There # IHAI Hate Acronyms # IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message # IHNOI Have No Opinion # IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place # IHUI Hear You # IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It # IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside # IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference # IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken # IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall # IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly # IITIs It Tight? # IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old # IITMIt's In The Mail # IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink # IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink # IIWMIf It Were Me # IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants # IJSI'm Just Saying... # IJWTKI Just Want To Know # IJWTSI Just Want To Say # IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That # IKRI Know, Right? # IKWYMI Know What You Mean # IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I? # ILAI Love Acronyms # ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance # ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard # ILMJI Love My Job # ILUI Love You # ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend # ILYI Love You # IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message # IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee # IMAI Might Add # IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion # IMCOIn My Considered Opinion # IMEIn My Experience # IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You? # IMGCI Might Get Caught # IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion # IMHOIn My Humble Opinion # IMJSI'M Just Saying # IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion # IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion # IMOIn My Opinion # IMOOIn My Own Opinion # IMPOVIn My Point Of View # IMRI Mean Really # IMRUI Am, Are You? # IMSI Am Sorry # INBDIt's No Big Deal # INMPIt's Not My Problem # INNWIf Not Now, When # INPOIn No Particular Order # INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk # IOHI'm Outta Here # IONIndex Of Names # IONOI Don't Know # IOTIn Order To # IOUI Owe You # IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down # IOWIn Other Words # IPNI'm Posting Naked # IRLIn Real Life # ISAGNI See A Great Need # ISHInsert Sarcasm Here # ISOIn Search Of # ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure # ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea # ISTMIt Seems To Me # ISTRI Seem To Remember # ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime # ISWYMI See What You Mean # ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon # ITAI Totally Agree # ITFAIn The Final Analysis # ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick # ITMIn The Money # ITMAIt's That Man Again # ITSIntense Text Sex # ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It # IUMIf You Must # IWALUI Will Always Love You # IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again # IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If # IWFUI Wanna F*** You # IWIWUI Wish I Was You # IWSNI Want Sex Now # IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** # IYDIn Your Dreams # IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking # IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams # IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group # IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean # IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do # IYOIn Your Opinion # IYQI Like You # IYSSIf You Say So # IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean # J/CJust Checking # J/JJust Joking # J/KJust Kidding # J/OJerking Off # J/PJust Playing # J/WJust Wondering # J2LYKJust To Let You Know # J4FJust For Fun # J4GJust For Grins # J4T or JFTJust For Today # J5MJust Five Minutes # JADJust Another day # JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker # JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman # JAMJust A Minute # JASJust A Second # JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ # JDIJust Do It # JDMJJust Doing My Job # JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard # JFHJust F*** Her # JFIJust For Information # JHOJust Helping Out # JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.) # JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s) # JICJust In Case # JKJust Kidding # JM2CJust My 2 Cents # JMOJust My Opinion # JOOTTJust One Of Those Things # JPJust Playing # JSUJust Shut Up # JSYKJust So You Know # JTJust Teasing # JTLYKJust To Let You Know # JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud # JTOUJust Thinking Of You # JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey # JWJust Wondering # KOK # KBKick Butt # KBDKeyboard # kewlit means cool # KFY -or- K4YKiss For You # KHYFKnow How You Feel # KIAKilled In Action # KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out # KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings # KIRKeep It Real # KISSKeep It Simple Stupid # KITKeep In Touch # kittycode word for vagina # KKKiss Kiss # KMAKiss My Ass # KMBAKiss My Black Ass # KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass # KMPKeep Me Posted # KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse # KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass # KMUFKiss Me You Fool # KMWAKiss My White Ass # KOKKnock # KOTCKiss On The Cheek # KOTLKiss On The Lips # KPCKeeping Parents Clueless # KSKill Stealer # kudtDutch for f***ed up life # KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work # KWIMKnow What I Mean? # KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action # KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean # KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed # KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean # KYPOKeep Your Pants On # KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice # LLaugh # L8RLater # L?^Let's hook up # LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die # LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F*** # LAQLame Ass Quote # LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains # LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room # LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay # LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude # LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** # LDRLong Distance Relationship # LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again # LFLet's F*** # LFTILooking Forward To It # LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender # LGMASLord Give Me A Sign # LH6Let’s Have Sex # LHMLord Have Mercy # LHOLaughing Head Off # LHOSLets Have Online Sex # LHSOLet's Have Sex Online # LHULet's Hook Up # LIBLying In Bed # LIFOLast In, First Out # LISLaughing In Silence # LJBFLet's Just Be Friends # LKITRLittle Kid In The Room # LLAPLive Long and Prosper # LLOMLike Leno on Meth # LLTLooks Like Trouble # LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause # LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint # LMAOLaughing My Ass Off # LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off # LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off # LMHOLaughing My Head Off # LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life # LMKLet Me Know # LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You # LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine # LMSOLaughing My Socks Off # LMTCLeft a Message To Contact # LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back # LOBLying On Bed # LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love # LOLALaugh Out Loud Again # LOLZLots Of Laughs # LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick # LOMLLove Of My Life # LONHLights On, Nobody Home # LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud # LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery # LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere # LOULaughing Over You # LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort # LPCLead Pipe Cinch # LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh** # LRFLittle Rubber Feet # LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little # LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts # LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence # LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type # LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry # LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm # LTMLaughing To Myself # LTNSLong Time No See # LTNTLong Time, No Type # LTRLong Term Relationship # LTSLaughing to Self # LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming # LULULocally Undesireable Land Use # lulzlaughs or LulzSec # LUMTPLove You More Than Pie # LUMULove You Miss You # LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It # luserloser # LUSMLove You So Much # LWRLaunch When Ready # LYLove You # LY4ELove You Forever # LYALove You All # LYBLove You Babe # LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye # LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You # LYLLove You Lots # LYLABLove You Like a Brother # LYLASLove You Like A Sister # LYLBLove You Later Bye # LYMILove You, Mean It # LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart # M2NYMe Too, Not Yet # M4CMeet for Coffee # m4wmen for women # M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates # MAMature Audience # MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible # MBMessage Board # MBNMust Be Nice # MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice # MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director # MDRMort De Rire # MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over # mehWho cares, whatever # MFMy Friend # MFDMulti-Function Device # MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen # MFICMother F***er In Charge # MFWICMo Fo Who's In Charge # MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You # mhhmuh huh -or- yeah # MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You # MIAMissing In Action # MIHMake It Happen # MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please # MILMother-In-Law # MILFMother I'd Like to F*** # MIRLMeet In Real Life # MITINMore Info Than I Needed # MKOPMy Kind Of Place # MLAMultiple Letter Acronym # MLASMy Lips Are Sealed # mlmgiving the digital middle finger # MMMarket Maker # MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You # mmkmmm ok # MMLMade Me Laugh # MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts # MOMove On # MOFMatter Of Fact # MOFOMother F***er # MOMPLOne Moment Please # MOOMud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion # MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex # MOPMOment Please # MorFMale or Female # MOSMom Over Shoulder # MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex # MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex # MOTDMessage Of The Day # MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex # MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex # MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy # MRAMoving Right Along # MRPHMail the Right Place for Help # MSGMessage # MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do # MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear # MSTMMakes Sense To Me # MTempty # MTBFMean Time Before Failure # MTFMore To Follow # MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You # MTLAMy True Love Always # MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You # MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss # MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition # MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads # MUSMMiss You So Much # MVAMotor Vehicle Accident # MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury # MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury # MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later # MYLMind Your Language # MYOBMind Your Own Business # NNo # N-A-Y-LIn A While # N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated # N/MNothing Much # N/TNo Text # N1Nice One # N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much # N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? # NABNot A Blonde # NADTNot A Damn Thing # NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge # NAKNursing At Keyboard # NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That # NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks # natchNaturally # NATONo Action, Talk Only # NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself # NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) # NBNota Bene # NB4TNot Before Time # NBDNo Big Deal # NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner # NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper # NBGNo Bloody Good # NBIFNo Basis In Fact # NBLFYNothing But Love For You # NBSNo Bull Sh** # NCNice Crib # NCGNew College Graduate # NDNo Date # NDNIndian # neAny # ne-wayzanyways # ne1Anyone # ne14kfcanyone for KFC? # ne1eranyone here? # Ne2HNeed To Have # NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training # NESECAny Second # NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle # NEWSNorth, East, West, South # NFBSKNot For British School Kids # NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance # NFENo F***ing Excuses # NFFNo F***ing Fair # NFGNot F***ing Good # NFINo F***ing Idea # NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System # NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way # NGNew Game # NGBNearly Good Bridge # NHNice Hand # NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her # NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye # NICENonsense In Crappy Existence # NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer # NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch # NIHNot Invented Here # NIMNo Internal Message # NIMBYNot In My Back Yard # NIMJDNot In My Job Description # NIMQNot In My Queue # NIMYNever In A Million Years # NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output # NISMNeed I Say More # NITLNot In This Lifetime # NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams # NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face # NLLNice Little Lady # NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move # nm, unot much, you? # NMEEnemy # NMHNot Much Here # NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling # NMPNot My Problem # NMTENow More Than Ever # NMUNot Much, You? # NNNot Now -or- Need # NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone # NNRNeed Not Respond # NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink # NONot Online # no prawno problem # NOANot Online Anymore # NOFINo OFfence Intended # noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet # NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales # NOYNot Online Yet # NOYBNone Of Your Business # NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents # NQANo Questions Asked # NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear # NRNice Roll # NRGEnergy # NRNNo Reply Necessary # NSNice Set # NSANo Strings Attached # NSFWNot Safe For Work # NSSNo Sh** Sherlock # NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care # NTANot This Again # NTBNNo Text Back Needed # nthnothing # NTIMNot That It Matters # NTIMMNot That It Matters Much # NTKNice To Know # NTMNot That Much # NTMUNice To Meet You # NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That # NTWNot To Worry # NTYMINow That You Mention It # NUBNew person to a site or game # NUFFEnough Said # NVMNeVer Mind # NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained # NWNo Way # NWALNerd Without A Life # NWOTNew WithOut Tags # NWRNot Work Related # NWTNew With Tags # NYCNot Your Concern # NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute # OOpponent -or- Over # OAOOver And Out # OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject # OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject # OBObligatory # OBEOvercome By Events # OBOOr Best Offer # OBTWOh By The Way # OBXOld Battle Axe # OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character # OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder # ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another # ofcof course # OGOriginal Gangsta # OICOh, I See # OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too # OKAll Correct # OLOld Lady # OLLOnLine Love # OLNOnLine Netiquette # OLOOnly Laughed Once # OMOld Man # OMBOh My Buddha # OMDBOver My Dead Body # OMFGOh My F***ing God # OMGOh My God # OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard # OMLOh My Lord # OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word # ONIDOh No I Didn't # ONNAOh No, Not Again # ONNTAOh No, Not This Again # ONUDOh No You Didn't # OOOver and Out # OOAKOne Of A Kind # OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control # OOFOut Of Facility # OOIOut Of Interest # OOOOut Of Office # OOSOut Of Stock # OOTOut Of Touch # OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue # OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment # OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot # OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That # OSTOn Second Thought # OTOff Topic # OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction # OTCOver The Counter # OTFOff The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) # OTHOff The Hook # OTLOut To Lunch # OTOHOn The Other Hand # OTPOn The Phone # OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf # OTTOver The Top # OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head # OTWOff The Wall # OUSUOh, You Shut Up # OWTTEOr Words To That Effect # OZAustralia # PPartner # P&CPrivate & Confidential # P-ZAPizza # P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain # P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie # P911Parent Alert # PAParent Alert # PALParents Are Listening # PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff # PAWParents Are Watching # PBPotty Break # PBBParent Behind Back # PBEMPlay By EMail # PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch # PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock # PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct # PCMPlease Call Me # PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms # PDPublic Domain # PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection # PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass # PDQPretty Darn Quick # PDSPlease Don't Shout # PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer # PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard # PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace # peepspeople # PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached # PFCPretty F***ing Cold # phatPretty Hot And Tempting # PHBPointy Haired Boss # PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor # PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit # PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair # PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer # PIFPaid In Full # PIMPPeeing In My Pants # PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing # PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number # PIRParent In Room # PITAPain In The Ass # PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother # pixpictures -or- photos # PLOPeace, Love, Out # PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort # PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder # PLSPlease # PLUPeople Like Us # PLZPlease # PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message # PMBIPardon My Butting In # PMFPardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic # PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In # PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth # PMJIPardon My Jumping In # PMLPissing Myself Laughing # PMPPeeing My Pants # PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing # PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain # PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain # PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here # PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device # POPiss Off # POAHFPut On A Happy Face # POAKPassed Out At Keyboard # POMSParent Over My Shoulder # PONAPerson Of No Account # POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase, Point Of Presence, Post Office Protocol # POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** # POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer # POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters # POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One # POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder # POTUSPresident of the United States # POVPoint Of View # PPPeople # PPLPeople -or- pay-per-lead -or- pay per lead # pronporn # PRWParents Are Watching # PSPost Script # PSAPublic Service Announcement # PSOProduct Superior to Operator # PTHPrime Tanning Hours # PTLPraise The Lord # PTMMPlease Tell Me More # PTPPardon The Pun # PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate # PUThat Stinks # putercomputer # PVPPlayer Versus Player # pwpassword # PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning # PWCBPerson Will Call Back # pwnown # pwntowned # PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder # PWPPlot, What Plot? # QQueue -or- Question # Q2CQuick To Cum # QCQuality Control # QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking # QLQuit Laughing # QLSReply # QOTDQuote Of The Day # QQQuick Question -or- Cry More # QSQuit Scrolling # QTCutie -or- Quiet # QYBQuit Your Bitching # rare # r u da?Are You There? # r u goinare you going? # R U there?Are you there? # R&DResearch & Development # R&RRest & Relaxation # RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment # RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool # RB@YaRight Back at Ya # RBAYRight Back At You # RBTLRead Between The Lines # RCRemote Control # RCIRectal Cranial Inversion # RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again # REHIHi Again # RFDRequest For Discussion # RFPRequest For Proposal # RFRReally F***ing Rich # RFSReally F***ing Soon # RGRRoger # RHIPRank Has Its Privileges # RHKRoundHouse Kick # RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying # RIYLRecommended If You Like # RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms # RLReal Life # RLCOReal Life Conference # RLFReal Life Friend # RMRemake # RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens # RMLBRead My Lips Baby # RMMAReading My Mind Again # RMMMRead My Mail Man # RNRight Now # RNNReply Not Necessary # ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing # RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) # ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing # ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off # ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off # ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud # ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing # ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off # ROTMRight On The Money # RPGRole Playing Games # RRQReturn Receipt reQuested # RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL) # RSNReal Soon Now # RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait # RTReal Time # RTBReturning To Base (home) # RTBMRead The Bloody Manual # RTBSReason To Be Single # RTFAQRead The FAQ # RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ # RTFMRead The F***ing Manual # RTFQRead The F***ing Question # RTHRelease The Hounds # RTKReturn To Keyboard # RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual # RTSRead The Screen # RTSMRead The Silly Manual # RTSSRead The Screen Stupid # RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude # RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question # RUAre You? # RU/18Are You Over 18? # RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me? # RUHAre You Horny? # RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose? # RUMORFAre You Male OR Female? # RUNTSAre You Nuts? # RUOKAre You OK? # RUSAre You Serious? # RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)? # RUTAre You There? # RUUP4ITAre You Up For It? # RU\\18Are You Under 18? # RXRegards # RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual # RYORoll Your Own # RYSRead Your Screen # SSmile # S2RSend To Receive # S2USame To You # S4BSh** for Brains # S4LSpam For Life # SADADSuck A Dick And Die # SAHMStay At Home Mom # SAIAStupid Asses In Action # SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups # SBStand By # SBISorry 'Bout It # SBTASorry, Being Thick Again # SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal # SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist # SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit # secwait a second # SEDSaid Enough Darling # SEGSh** Eating Grin # SEPSomebody Else's Problem # SETESmiling Ear To Ear # SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess # SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction # SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware # SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear # SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym # SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me # SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects # SHSh** Happens # SHBShould Have Been # shhhquiet # SHIDSlap Head In Disgust # SHMILYSee How Much I Love You # SICSpelling Is Correct # SICLSitting In Chair Laughing # SICSSitting In Chair Snickering # SIISeriously Impaired Imagination # SILSister-In-Law # SIPSkiing In Powder # SITStay In Touch # SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage # SITDStill In The Dark # SIUPSuck It Up Pussy # SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass # sk8erskater # sk8rskater # SLSecond Life # SLAPSounds Like A Plan # SLAWSounds Like A Winner # SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid # SLMSee Last Mail # SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself # SLTSomething Like That # SMSenior Moment # SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message # SMBSuck My Balls # SMESubject Matter Expert # SMEMSend Me E-Mail # SMHShaking My Head # SMIMSend Me an Instant Message # SMOPSmall Matter of Programming # smtsomething # SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up # SNAGSensitive New Age Guy # SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager # SOSignificant Other # SOBSon Of a B*tch # SOBTStressed Out Big Time # SODDISome Other Dude Did It # SOEStart Of Exams # SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot # SOHSense Of Humor # SOHFSense Of Humor Failure # SOISelf Owning Idiot # SOIARSit On It And Rotate # sokit's ok # SOLSh** Out of Luck # solomoSocial, Local, Mobile # some1someone # SOMYSick Of Me Yet # SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass # SOPStandard Operating Procedure # SorGStraight or Gay # SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help # SOTShort On Time # SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go # SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work # sozSorry # SPOCSingle Point Of Contact # SROStanding Room Only # srslyseriously # SSCSuper Sexy Cute # SSDDSame Sh** Different Day # SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms # SSIASubject Says It All # STBXSoon To Be Ex # STBYSucks To Be You # STDSeal The Deal -or- Save The Date -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease # STFUShut The F*** Up # STFWSearch The F***ing Web # sthsomething # STMSpank The Monkey # STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work # STR8Straight # STSSo To Speak # STWSearch The Web # STYSSpeak To You Soon # SUShut Up # SUACSh** Up A Creek # SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me # SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile # SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust # SULSnooze You Lose # supwhat's up? # suxsucks # SUYFShut Up You Fool # SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways # SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss # SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick # SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss # SWDYTSo What Do You Think? # sweet<3sweetheart # SWFSingle White Female # SWIMSee What I Mean? # SWISSee What I'm Saying # SWITSit and Sweat # SWLScreaming With Laughter # SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed # SWUSo What's Up # SYLSee You Later # SYSSee You Soon # SYTSee You Tomorrow # s^what's up? # T&CTerms & Conditions # T2ULTalk To You Later # T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow # T@YLTalk At You Later # TAThanks Again # TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass # TAFThat's All, Folks # TAFNThat's All For Now # TAHTake A Hike # TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper # TAMThanks A Million # TANJThere Ain't No Justice # TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch # TAPTake A Pill # TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up # TASTaking A Shower # TAWTeachers Are Watching # TBTitty Bar # TBATo Be Advised # TBCTo Be Continued # TBDTo Be Determined # TBEThick Between Ears # TBHTo Be Honest # TBYBTry Before You Buy # TCTake Care # TCBTrouble Came Back # TCOYTake Care Of Yourself # TDMToo Darn Many # TDTMTalk Dirty To Me # TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It # TFDSThat's For Darn Sure # TFHThread From Hell # TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share # TFMThanks From Me # TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable # TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice # TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute # TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time # TFTTThanks For The Thought # TFXTraffic # TFYSThe F*** You Say # TGALThink Globally, Act Locally # TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go # TGIFThank God It's Friday # THX or TX or THKSThanks # TIAThanks In Advance # TIAILThink I Am In Love # TICTongue In Cheek # TIGASThink I Give A Sh** # TILIITell It Like It Is # TIMETears In My Eyes # TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks # TINWISThat Is Not What I Said # TISCThis Is So Cool # TISLThis Is So Lame # TISNCThis Is So Not Cool # TISNFThat Is So Not Fair # TISNTThat Is So Not True # TKTo Come # TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness # TLAThree Letter Acronym # TLCTender Loving Care # TLGOThe List Goes On # TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City # TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later # TMTrust Me # TMAToo Many Acronyms # TMIToo Much Information # TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On # TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It # TNATemporarily Not Available # TNCTongue In Cheek # TNTTil Next Time # TNTLTrying Not To Laugh # TNXThanks # to go nookleerto explode # TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law # TOBGThis Oughta Be Good # TOMTomorrow # TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again # TOTTons Of Time # TOYThinking Of You # TPTeam Player -or- TelePort # TPCThe Phone Company # TPSThat's Pretty Stupid # TPTTrailor Park Trash # TPTBThe Powers That Be # TQMTotal Quality Management # TRAMThe Rest Are Mine # TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks # tripdubtriple w # trootrue # TRPTelevision Rating Points # TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks # TSIAThis Says It All # TSIFThank Science It's Friday # TSNFThat's So Not Fair # TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch # TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules # TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass # TSTBThe Sooner, The Better # TTBig Tease # TTATap That Ass # TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge # TTFNTa Ta For Now # TTGTime to Go # TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There # TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face # TTMFTa Ta MOFO # TTSText To Speech # TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too # TTTHTalk To The Hand # TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening # TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass # TTTTTo Tell The Truth # TTULTalk To You Later # TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now # TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few # TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later # TTYSTalk To You Soon # TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow # TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail # TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit # TWHEThe Walls Have Ears # TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern # TWITThat's What I Thought # TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About # TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It? # TWUThat's What's Up # TXSThanks # TXT IMText Instant Message # TXT MSGtext message # TYThank You # TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off # TYGThere You Go # TYVMThank You Very Much # uYou # u upare you up? # U-LYou Will # U2You Too # u8you ate? # UBSUnique Buying State # UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle # UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me # UDMYou're the Man # UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding # UGCUser-Generated Content # UNOITYou Know It # unPCunPolitically Correct # UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out # UOKAre You OK? # UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver # uryou are # UR2KYou Are Too Kind # URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass # URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot # URWYou Are Welcome # URWSYou Are Wise # URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me # URZyours # USPUnique Selling Proposition # UTMYou Tell Me # UVUnpleasant Visual # UWIWUYou Wish I Was You # VBGVery Big Grin # VBSVery Big Smile # VCVenture Capital # VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo # VEGVery Evil Grin # VFMValue For Money # VGNVegan -or- Vegitarian # VIMVery Important Member # VIPVery Important Person # VIVVery Important Visitor # VMVoice Mail # VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh** # VSFVery Sad Face # VWDVery Well Done # VWPVery Well Played # w wultwhat would you like to talk about # w's^what's up? # W/With # W/EWeekend # W/OWithout # w/r/twith regard to # w00tWe Own the Other Team # w4mwomen for men # W8Wait # W9Wife in room # W@What? # WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap # WADWithout A Doubt # WAEFWhen All Else Fails # WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch # WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess # WAFSWarm And Fuzzies # WAFUWhat A F*** Up # WAGWild Ass Guess # WAIWhat An Idiot # WAKWhat A Kiss # WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar # WAYDWhat Are You Doing? # WAYNWhere Are You Now? # WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back # WBSWrite Back Soon # WBUWhat 'Bout You? # WCWho Cares # WCAWho Cares Anyway # WCMTSUWe Can't Make This Sh** Up # WDWell Done # WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge? # WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey # WDRWith Due Respect # WDTWho Does That? # WDYMWhat Do You Mean? # WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That? # WDYSWhat Did You Say? # WDYTWhat Do You Think? # WEWhatever # WEGWicked Evil Grin # WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up # WFWay Fun # WFMWorks For Me # WGWicked Grin # WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F*** # WGMGDWhat Get's Measured Get's Done # WIBAMUWell, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle # WIBNIWouldn't It Be Nice If # WIIFMWhat's In It For Me # WIIFYWhat's In It For You # WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing # WILCOWill Comply # WIMWoe Is Me # WIPWork In Process # wirldworld # WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable # WITWordsmith In Training # WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh** # WITWWhat In The World # WIUWrap It Up # wkewlway cool # WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life # WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before # WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap # WMPLWet My Pants Laughing # WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before # WOAWork Of Art # WOGWise Old Guy # WOMWord Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse # WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time # WOOFWell Off Older Folks # wootWe Own the Other Team # WOPWith Out Papers # wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up # WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money # WOTDWord Of The Day # WPWell Played # WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To # wruwhere are you? # WRUDWhat Are You Doing? # WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment? # WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The # WTBWant To Buy # WTFWhat The F*** # WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say? # WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass # WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell # WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me? # WTGWay To Go # WTG4a\\%/Want To Go For A Drink # WTGPWant To Go Private? # WTHWhat The Heck # WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week # WTMIWay Too Much Information # WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now? # WTSWant To Sell # WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine # WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan # WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much # WUWhat's Up # WUFWhere You From # WUWHWish You Were Here # WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms # wuzwas # wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner? # wuzupwhat's up? # WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do? # WWSDWhat Would Satan Do? # WWYWhere Were You? # WXWeather # WYCMWill You Call Me? # WYDWhat You Doing? # WYFMWould You F*** Me? # WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For # WYMWhat do You Mean? # wymynwomen # WYPWhat's Your Problem? # WYRNWhat's Your Real Name? # WYSWhatever You Say # WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks # WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get # WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good # WYTWhatever You Think # WYWHWish You Were Here # X-I-10Exciting # XLNTExcellent # XMEExcuse Me # XOXOHugs and Kisses # XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams # XQZTExquisite # XTCEcstasy # XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug # YWhy? -or- Yes # YAYet Another # YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) # YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym # YACCYet Another Calendar Company # YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It # YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie # YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message # YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much # YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd # YBFYou've Been F***ed # YBSYou'll Be Sorry # YBYYeah Baby Yeah # YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass # YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up # YCTYour Comment To # YDKMYou Don't Know Me # YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers # YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding # YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me # YGLTYou're Gonna Love This # YGMYou've Got Mail # YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding # YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For # YHMYou Have Mail # YICYours In Christ # YIUYes, I Understand # YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private # YKWYou Know What? # YKWIMYou Know What I Mean # YLHYour Loving Husband # YLWYour Loving Wife # YMYour Mother # YMAKYou May Already Know # YMALYou Might Also Like # YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day # YMMVYour Mileage May Vary # YNKYou Never Know # YOYOYou're On Your Own # YRYeah Right # YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock # YSYou Stinker # YSANYou're Such A Nerd # ysdiw8why should i wait? # YSICWhy Should I Care? # YSKYou Should Know # YSYDYeah, Sure You Do # YTBYou're The Best # YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What? # YTTMYou Talk Too Much # YTTTYou Telling The Truth? # YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals # YWYou're Welcome # YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance # YY4UToo Wise For You # YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever # zergTo gang up on someone # ZMG or ZOMGOh My God # ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired # \M/Heavy Metal Music # ^5High Five # ^RUP^Read Up Please # ^URS UP YOURS